"I'll Beat Her Up For You"

Bonjour, my dearest blog, how I have missed thee! It was quite a rough semester, hence my lack of postage (haha, see, it's funny because I worked at the UPS Store, and often sold postage. Ok, so that's not funny. I tried, man, why don't you cut me some slack?).

Arguments with the blog aside, it was an adventure of a semester. Somehow I managed to work, survive bug infestations, get through 23 hrs of classtime a week, have an art show, be Chair of CS, sleep a little (and I do mean a teensy bit), hold on to a boyfriend, and still see a small few of my friends, coming out feeling only as downtrodden and used as Belgium in WW2. Poor, poor Belgium. The Germans only wanted you to get to France.

But the semester ended, and I returned to my glorious, beautiful home state of Colorado! Despite the travel adventures of this holiday season, I am downright, GodDamn PROUD to be a Coloradan. In the last three weeks we have had upwards of EIGHTY inches of snow where my house is, and that is pretty damn cool. I might just choose to block out the miserable days trapped in close quarters with my anxious and lunatic mother in hotels and stranger's apartments, and just remember that hey, we got a lot of awesome snow. Who needs reality, anyway?

And now, the holidays are over, and I am left with my mother still, in a house that couldn't be big enough for the both of us if it had been built by Bill Gates. As it is, it was built by a fellow named Robert Holman, and he didn't have the sort of financial resources Mr. Gates would have. But a positive attitude and anger management can be wonderful things.

I have one week left here in Colorado, and I'm going to do my best to enjoy it fully. That means trips to Lakewood, seeing friends, and, come hell or high water, the celebration of Sabrinah's 21st birthday! WOOHOO, let the booze flow!!! I may choose to blog again soon to fill you in about these thrilling events. In the meantime, Ciao, Bellos!

(And if your wondering about the title, it's because around the time this window came up, I was offering to beat up Jason's ex-girlfriend for him. This is why I'm not allowed to take kick-boxing classes.)