If I had a million dollars...

...I'd travel around the world and buy myself some diamonds.

In other news...
There's not really any. Except, of course, for the fact that I made a kick-ass stir fry today. I'd never made a stir fry before (weird, huh?) but it was deelish! Also, I played tennis with myself for two hours tonight. It was insane. I sucked like a vacuum. A vacuum of eye-hand coordination, that is. Last Wednesday when I was playing with Alison and Don I was serving correctly part of the time, and on those serves about 30% would work. Today, none did. None. Oi. Then I was practicing against the wall, and that went pretty miserably too, though, to be honest, better than it did last time. Oh dear, I suck at this! Must... develop... tennis skills! Argh!

Ooh, and today I manufactured acetaminophen and looked longingly at the empty pizza box. (Those two things are unrelated.) Man, do I want more Hungry Howie's! But I mustn't! No! My jeans are wearing out and I need a new pair, but I refuse- REFUSE!- to ever buy pants in that large of a size again! Never! Unfortunately, that may just mean that I end up jeans-less for a while. I need to lose 15lbs stat! Unfortunately, that should take 7 weeks if I were to do it in a healthy fashion, and what I really need to do is lose more like forty. It wouldn't be so bad if food weren't so DAMN GOOD! Right now, for instance, I'm having a huge craving for my usual from Taco Bell or better yet, some MEAT. Oh god, do I want animal products! Chicken nuggets, chicken salads, and anything involving the combination of bacon and ranch. It's just sad that all my reminders of why I'm doing this don't seem to make any impression on my cravings.

Wow, this has been a stream-of-consciousness style post. Sorry.