Saturday Night

It's Saturday night, and here I am again, bummed. Well, actually it's Friday night... right. Anyway, rather than write a low and moany blog, here are some song lyrics, for your personal edification:

It's Saturday Night
-The Proclaimers

It's Saturday night, I'm feeling on song
I think I'm alright, I know I'm all wrong
The drink that I had three hours ago
Has been joined by fourteen others
In a steady flow
So let me walk straight, don't let me feel pain
I'm gonna scratch cars with my keys again
Cos when I go home and fall on my bed
If it doesn't leave my stomach it'll split my head.