"I am the clitoris." - My brother

Yup, I think that wins as the funniest/most bizarre quote from Christmas.

Christmas was lovely, with minimal clashing with my mother (the only thing we ended up arguing over was whether I should wear a foundation garment that cut off my circulation). It was great otherwise- my mom gave me extensive cookware, which is awesome (I can cook! Huzzah!). I had told my dad when he asked that I would like a guitar for christmas- just a cheap, classical-style guitar (witht he nylon strings) from target or whatever. Of course, to him that meant a beautiful black guitar that is rather acoustic, but can also be plugged into an amp, with an electric tuner, and a padded backpack style travel case. It's my new baby.

Alright, I'd better go and prepare for the day ahead! I have much working out to do, though not as much as I had feared, because I did the math and really didn't have all that many calories yesterday after all. Huzzah!