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So, first off, Alex, you suck for being so blind. Why in the fuck Brian has to be the only goddamn person on this planet that understands me is beyond my comprehension.

Second, I'm drunk. Just thought ya'll should know.

Third, I don't like who I am in AZ. I want myself back. Ya'll only know a little piece of me.

Fourth, I like squash. Like, the food.

fifth, nebver blance your checkbook drunk.

Sixth, so everyone's wondering what happened with non-comittal sex boy. Well, I'll tell you that non-committal sex occurred, and it was good. But no it has not occured since.

Seventh, I <3 Lindsey.

Eighth, I'm doing laundry. I know, I know, thrilling.

ninth. Apple Cider pork chops rock my world. And so do you. Probably. I'm not sure who's reading this, but most people I know rock my world. Not Josh. Even Alex rocks, just in a really OBNOXIOUS kind of way right now. Sooooooo derunked. AND to FUCK WITH IAN AND LUNCH IN HOLBROOK!!! F that! ROAR!! LIKE LION!!!

Jaded and Drunk,
Eleanor